Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.tv.teletubbies Path: news.cinenet.net!news.ececs.uc.edu!newsfeeds.sol.net!wnfeed!worldnet.att.net!4.1.16.34!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!uunet!in1.uu.net!world!kibo From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) Subject: Re: Teletubbies dubbed? Sender: news@world.std.com (Mr Usenet Himself) Message-ID: Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1998 06:14:29 GMT X-Battlestar-Galactica-Date: 9136 centons, 74 microns, .02 abians X-Url-Of-Www-Dot-Kibo-Dot-Com: http://www.kibo.com References: Nntp-Posting-Host: ppp0a008.std.com Organization: HappyNet Headquarters X-Newsreader: MT-NewsWatcher 2.4.1 Lines: 76 Xref: news.cinenet.net alt.religion.kibology:59097 X-Cache: nntpcache 1.0.6 (see ftp://suburbia.net/pub/nntpcache) stefan.kapus@zetnet.co.uk (Stefan Kapusniak) wrote: > > Page 566 of the BBC's CEEFAX You need to tap on the glass to get that stuck first digit to change. > has the following shocking news: > > 'The "flab four" are already becoming > known to the US public, thanks to a > major [THING WHICH USED TO BE A POUND SIGN]600,000 advertising campaign. As opposed to a minor #600,000 advertising campaign, like the one for Zima. > Naturally they have all been given > American accents.' > > ...I hope this is just a SICK rumour that has no foundation > in fact. I think we in alt.religion.kibology must immediately boycott Teletubbies. Instead, we will watch a new show, which we will produce ourselves: FEEBLEBEABLES. The characters will include the cuddly Kibo, Xibo, Ribo, and Gibo. And every episode will have lots of repetition. Like: GIBO I wub Kibo! KIBO Again! GIBO I wub Kibo! KIBO Again! GIBO I wub Kibo! Or: (KIBO beats up RIBO.) XIBO Again! (KIBO beats up XIBO.) GIBO Again! (KIBO beats up GIBO.) See? WE DON' NEED NO STEENKIN' TELETUBBIES. And they'll all have these way cool cyberspace accents! And they'll live in an apartment building named BACON CHAMBERS! -- K. I like the Teletubbies print ads where they emphasize that the endless repetition is a GOOD thing. And it helps babies "get ready to learn." You know, like any other half hour of crap that precedes Sesame Street. I like the Teletubbies print ads where they emphasize that the endless repetition is a GOOD thing. And it helps babies "get ready to learn." You know, like any other half hour of crap that precedes Sesame Street.