Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology Path: news.cinenet.net!syix.com!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!nntp.giganews.com!uunet!in3.uu.net!world!kibo From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) Subject: Re: The SubGenius Church to Disband Sender: news@world.std.com (Mr Usenet Himself) Message-ID: Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1998 07:04:20 GMT X-Battlestar-Galactica-Date: 7812 centons, 88 microns, .01 abians X-Url-Of-Www-Dot-Kibo-Dot-Com: http://www.kibo.com References: <3533AB0B.26CE3B1F@goodnet.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ppp0a007.std.com Organization: HappyNet Headquarters X-Newsreader: MT-NewsWatcher 2.4.1 Lines: 38 Xref: news.cinenet.net alt.religion.kibology:59859 X-Cache: nntpcache 1.0.6 (see ftp://suburbia.net/pub/nntpcache) Jon Tomas wrote: > > I need some slack. Where do I sign to get on the Kibological Wagon? All you have to do is compile a complete list of everything that's better than sex. I'll help get you started: * an infinitely long piece of crispy bacon * a new version of "Blade Runner" where Harrison Ford shoots the unicorn * an episode of "Xena: Warrior Princess" where she shoots Harrison Ford * a time machine with a one-touch "Make Wired Magazine Never Get Published" function * a new typographical symbol more symmetrical than the asterisk and more deadly as a ninja weapon * a discovery of Beethoven's Twelfth Symphony, arranged to be played on a row of atomic bombs of various megatonnages * a secret formula that changes all the diet colas in the world to taste exactly like the regular colas, and have the same nutritional value and ingredients * a REAL lava lamp * Power Pez with REAL power * a REAL flaming baby head strafing Teletubby land * barbers who cut their own hair... with Beethoven's nuclear bombs -- K. Also, Reader's Digest needs to apologize for everything.