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From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: Will Kibo grant me an indulgence?
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In article <308B29182DA9D693.88F4F4A8329080DE.34DBBF02C5667331@library-
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[Ladies and gentlemen... Lee Bumbergarndarnbumdargarnertnertatnergerdingdanger
has finally concocted a Message-ID so long that it cannot be quoted
in 80 columns without splitting it at the hyphen.

Let's just hope he doesn't think of removing the hyphen.]

in alt.religion.kibology and alt.society.high-school,
Sheldon Gartner (a1050pi@yahoo.com) wrote:
>
> With the Pope willing to forgive people's sins as Y2K approaches,

IT WAS NEVER APPROACHING BEFORE!!!

> I wonder if Kibo will grant me an indulgence to allow me to sit at the
> Cool Table....

Your application to join Club 91 has been accepted, but in a bad way.
The Club 91 Steering Committee fixed an unfortunate typo on the form
and you have just joined Club 80.  As the only member, you are also the
treasurer.  And it turns out that Club 80 owes fifty thousand dollars
in back taxes and phone sex bills.

> -l
> ---
> ICQ#: 9393354 * "Whenever you find that you are on the side of 
> the majority, it is time to reform." -- Mark Twain  

I think the majority of people forgive you, Lee.  But the majority
of people ain't sitting at the cool table.

                                            -- K.

                                            We play stud poker at the
                                            coo table 'cause it's cool
                                            and we're studs and it's 
                                            a card table!


P.S.  Lee, you can also remove the curse by kissing Archimedes Plutonium
on the lips.