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From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: There's too much TV for kids.
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Ben Flieger (aep@primenet.com) wrote:
>
> Matthew J McIrvin wrote in message ...
> >
> > Ben Flieger <aep@primenet.com> wrote:
> > >
> > >I can dig the Violence and Swearing channel, but where's the nudity?
> > >I say we need the VSN channel, where it shows 24-7[1] naked people
> > >killing each other while shouting profanity.
> >
> >It's called "USA Network."
> 
> No no no. The VSNN would be _respectable_.

I'm sorry, you've got the acronym wrong.

The official name of *my* new channel is

the Violence/Swearing Video Network.

And we have the most original logo ever:


                                _____
                    \        / /      \        / |\        |
                     \      /  \       \      /  |  \      |
                      \    /    -----   \    /   |    \    |
                       \  /          \   \  /    |      \  |
                        \/     ______/    \/     |        \|


... and just to be clever, when we "bug" it in the bottom right corner
of your screen, we'll occasionally turn it upside down.

Then we'll show the educational film "LANDSAT, YOUR FRIEND IN SPACE"
where we will learn that Landsat says "DOODLE-dee-DOODLE-dee-DOODLE-dee!"

> > Also I want to remind everyone that the Spice Girls were good in
> > their early days before they SOLD OUT!
> 
> So was Hitler.

Hitler quit the Spice Girls?  Man, life sucks!  I'm going to stop voting
for the Spice Girls!  Now I hope Clinton stays in office forever!!!

                                                    -- K.

                                                    THERE IS NO SERIOUS
                                                    POLITICAL COMMENTARY.




                                                                        EVER.