Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.tjames
Path: news.cinenet.net!news.isi.edu!usc!news.cerf.net!newsserver.sdsc.edu!news.tc.cornell.edu!travelers.mail.cornell.edu!news.kei.com!simtel!noc.netcom.net!netcom.com!tjames
From: tjames@netcom.com (Tjames Madison)
Subject: Stuff I Learned From Television Today
Message-ID: <tjamesDFA0Fo.3x5@netcom.com>
Organization: pigdog house of suede and leather
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.2 PL1]
Date: Thu, 21 Sep 1995 22:14:12 GMT
Lines: 28
Sender: tjames@netcom7.netcom.com

1. If he's a dog and he thinks he's all that, he's probably just playin' 
you and he's got kids in six different cities. (a)

2. If you drink one beer and try to drive home from a beer party, a ghost 
played by TV's "Major Dad" will appear in your backseat and make you 
crash into a tree as an object lesson. (b)

3. The part of Jeb the Talking Dog on VR Troopers is played by Jeb, the 
Non-Talking Dog. (c)

4. Colin Powell isn't black; he's green, Army Green. (d)

5. 53% of Americans would rather be strapped to a chair with their eyes 
propped open with toothpicks watching the Simpson Trial 24 hours a day 
than eat, sleep or go to work or school.

Sources
(a) - Charles Perez Show, Jerry Springer, Carnie
(b) - ABC Afterschool Special
(c) - VR Troopers
(d) - various
(e) - Ted Koppel


--
                           R     |     o     |     R
                "like a rolling steel keg rolling on concrete"
                           A | L | U | C | A | R | D