Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology Path: news.cinenet.net!news.ececs.uc.edu!newsfeeds.sol.net!newspump.sol.net!sol.net!newsfeed.internetmci.com!18.24.4.11!newsswitch.lcs.mit.edu!world!bdc From: bdc@world.std.com (Brian "JARAI" Chase) Subject: Hope on The Slopes Message-ID: Organization: HappyNet Bungalow Date: Wed, 7 Jan 1998 04:19:23 GMT Lines: 39 Xref: news.cinenet.net alt.religion.kibology:52098 X-Cache: nntpcache 1.0.6 (see ftp://suburbia.net/pub/nntpcache) HOPE ON THE SLOPES The Send Bob Hope Skiing Fund It's not often that the profoundly elderly get out to enjoy the brisk and refreshing experience of downhill skiing. You can make a difference. With your donations we can purchase the finest in balsa wood skiing equipment to allow internationally renown comedic genius Bob Hope to take to the slopes. It is our sincerest hope that this high profile event will be a smashing success and encourage other elderly individuals to get outside and explore nature's beauty during the winter months. Wackiness is sure to ensue! $10 [ ] Student pledge $15 [ ] Senior level pledge $20 [ ] Netizen level pledge $50 [ ] Kibologist level pledge $666 [ ] UBER NACHT level pledge Please send your donations to Hope on The Slopes c/o The Boston Public Library Boston, MA. Please do not send cash. Personal checks, cashier checks, and money orders should be made out to "Hope on The Slopes". VISA, Mastercard, Discover Card and American Express information should be posted to alt.2600. Equivalently valued back issues of Chomp may not be substituted for payment. -jarai. -- --- Brian "JARAI" Chase | http://world.std.com/~bdc/ | VAXZilla LIVES!!! "WHAT?? _Breast_?? There is no 'breast' in this game!!" -- Darla