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From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: NBC fourth, Fox first in Nielsens
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>         NEW YORK, Oct. 27 (UPI) -- Thanks to the World Series, Rupert  
> Murdoch's Fox network has won and an extremely rare first place in the 
> weekly prime-time Nielsen ratings. 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

IT'S THE SIX HUNDRED SIXTY SIXTH SIGN OF THE SECOND APOCALYPSE!

THE MILLENIUM HAS HAPPENED EARLY DUE TO THE Y2K BUG!

>         And perhaps even rarer, NBC finished fourth behind CBS and ABC in the  
> week that ended Oct. 25. An NBC spokesman says the network expected to 
> take a beating with the fall classic going on, and ran a lot of reruns 
> for the week. 

Strugeon's Law:  "90% of everything is crap."

Kibo's Law:  "People like crap."

                                                    -- K.

                                                    I hate people.