Subject: Horrible bug in "Kibo Inside" computers

[I suggest reading this aloud in a LeVar Burton voice.]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Squintel, Inc., makers of the world-famous Bozium(R) chip which powers
all computers which proudly bear the "Kibo Inside" logo, is willing to
announce that yet another flaw in the chip has been discovered.  This
one only affects integers between 2 and 7, and as there are only four of
them--out of HUNDREDS of possible integers--the chances of any user
encountering it are astronomical.  In an given millisecond, the user
has a mere 5% chance of encountering this error, which causes the chip
to explode, sending shards of burning zinc flying through the shattered
front of the computer case and into your eyeball.  Squintel will ship
replacement chips to the people Squintel likes, which means that
only people who loudly proclaim that there is nothing wrong with any
Squintel product and nobody in their right mind would accept a
replacement chip will be eligible to receive one.  

Squintel's previous accomplishments in the field of modern computer
technology include the Sneakerphone and the Bozium(R) BZ/77X processor
which is so sophisticated that NASA used one to power the Mars Observer.

The Squintel Bozium(R):  Cheaper Than A PowerPC And Works Almost As Well.

				-- K.
				Staff writer for "Icky", "Mad"
				magazine's drooling little brother.